I don’t know if this won a caption contest somewhere, but I got a chuckle out of it.
“Not too much off the top. I rather like my stem.”
“And not that Scream fellow. That’s so cliche.”
“Make it interesting, but not avant-garde. Classic, but unfamiliar.”
“The gap-toothed smile with triangular eyes then, sir?”
“Yes, yes. Just make sure the triangles have dangerous looking angles.”
“And that the teeth look like I might be hungry. But not so much so that I scare the children.”
“Of course, sir.”